Thursday, July 24, 2008
Okay. You asked for it.
Here's the pics of my injuries from the bicycle crash. I tried to show all the scraps and bruises in one pose, but it looked ridiculous. So here's the best I could do in my hotel room with the automatic timer. My elbow is healing really well. I guess Neosporin really does work. It was much worse for the first 2-3 days. Puss and blood everywhere. You should have seen my sheets. I felt so bad that I washed them myself. Is that enough details for you sickos? Anyone feeling queasy?
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NASTY!!!!!!!! How in the world did you bike the rest of the way back?????
ReplyDeleteThis is the Blogger police. You are hereby notified that must remove the disgusting photos within the next 24 hours or face serious consequences. Several complaints have been received from the public sector. Have a nice day.
ReplyDelete-To protect & serve the net.
First, If you are in an abusive relationship, please seek help.
ReplyDeleteSecond, If you are just that clumsy and klutzy, please make sure you are outfitted in the proper bike riding gear at all times (even when not riding your bicycle.) Please ensure your safety by always wearing an approved helmet, kneepads, elbow pads and even full body armor should the need arise. We also ask that you purchase a reflective vest to minimize crashes with other bicyclists on the paths after dark.
You appear to have sustained serious injuries. Do you have an adequate first aid and/or emergency kit? If not, please rectify that situation immediately. However, please do not try to ride your bicycle to the local Wal-Mart to purchase these supplies because we are all fully aware of the distinct possibility of further bodily injury. Please contact a mail-order pharmacy to place an order.
Regarding the aforementioned first aid pack: Please also purchase a fanny pack to carry the proper emergency supplies with you at all times. Neon green is preferable.
Additionally, it is imperitive that you tatoo all emergency numbers, your blood type, social security number, date of birth and next of kin information on your body should another crash occur that renders you delirious and unable to alert the authorities of your name.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood safety patrol
Eww...that is not right. I did not need to see that. This is the botched waxing job revisited.
ReplyDelete- Jess M.
Tracie~
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you call an ambulance?
Smooches,
Renee S.
Call the ambulance!?! Are you crazy? Nothing was broken and besides they're expensive.
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe not an ambulance. How about a Medi-Vac Chopper?
ReplyDeleteHow are your wounds healing?